eleventhdoctor:

i may not be beautiful but at least i know a lot of useless information

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deadlyspoons:

I either dress like im going to a red carpet event or like im a homeless drug addict there is no in between

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foodtrucker:

i hate cute couples unless they’re 50% me

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What is your favourite word?”
“And. It is so hopeful.

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flomation:

Farts are the ghosts of the food we eat

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